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In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.

Demetri Martin

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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