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I can move objects with my mind, if I use my hands.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
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Television Actor
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New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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