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I can move objects with my mind, if I use my hands.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
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New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please.
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The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
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Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.
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