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I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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There's an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don't know it. I don't speak Russian. But sometimes I think about it and wonder if it's relevant to what I'm going through at the time. Probably not. I mean what do Russian know about hunger, anyway?
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Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
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One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.
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Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
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Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.
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I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.
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I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.
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I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.
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I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.
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I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.
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