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I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.
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How to be a bouncer: be an asshole stand near a door.
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I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.
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A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.
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The earth without art is just eh.
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A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.
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I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.
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I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.
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You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?
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When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.
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Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.
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I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.
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I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.
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The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
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I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'
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I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
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