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To me, comedy is a game.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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Comedy
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Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.
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I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.
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In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.
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I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.
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I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.
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Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.
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I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'
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When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
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