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To me, comedy is a game.

Demetri Martin

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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Comedy
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It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.
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A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.
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Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.
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I need to develop some patience - immediately.
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It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.
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I used to get bummed out when it rained then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.
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Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.
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I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.
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I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.
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Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
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Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.
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I got into stand up just to do stand up because I love stand up.
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Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?
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If I make my window ten days for stand-up, the conclusion is that I failed and that I'm not good at stand-up. If I make it ten years - if I just wait - the conclusion might be something totally different. I think it's so cool to do things in which you discover the malleability of your own mind.
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I live in New York and there are a lot of famous... pizzerias in my neighborhood, it's really hard to find one that isn't famous. Which sucks sometimes, you know what I mean, sometimes I don't want all that glitz and glamour, I just want something delicious, you know? I don't need a celebrity in my mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza would be fine.
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I'm not a lawmaker, but I was thinking that if you have a really loud ring tone, maybe you should be stabbed in the ear?
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We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.
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