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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
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New York City
New York
Demetri Evan Martin
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To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.
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It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.
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The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.
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I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'
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I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
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And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.
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I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.
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What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.
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They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.
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As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.
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I think there are so many little hurdles and impediments with stand-up that you'd need to have this insane desire to do it if you didn't have something that clicked right away.
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I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'
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How many of you are creative? I don't know, but for me, when you make a bunch of things over time and then you keep them... you forget. I look through my sketchbooks and I'm an audience for myself.
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Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.
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I'm a producer on my show, which is great, but it's also kind of a mixed blessing because there's so much responsibility. Everything is a decision. You have to worry about the money, you have to worry about daylight, who we're going to cast and if this location doesn't work out, what are we going to do?
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Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.
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As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.
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I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.
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I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.
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