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It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
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New York City
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Demetri Evan Martin
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I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'
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I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
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There's an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don't know it. I don't speak Russian. But sometimes I think about it and wonder if it's relevant to what I'm going through at the time. Probably not. I mean what do Russian know about hunger, anyway?
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I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.
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Once I started to look i finally began to see.
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I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.
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I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.
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Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.
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A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
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