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And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.

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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
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New York City
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Demetri Evan Martin
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A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.
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The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.
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How to be a bouncer: be an asshole stand near a door.
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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.
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To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.
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My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.
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