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The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 25
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New York City
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Demetri Evan Martin
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I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.
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A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
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I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.
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Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.
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When I trip, I feel like that's the world saying come here for a second. It just pulls me closer for a second, yeah what do you want? I just want to remind you that you're uncoordinated. I'm aware of that, thank you... can I go now? Yeah, you can go, but never ever try to outrun me. Ok, world, see you later. Yeah, I'll see you in about 50 years.
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When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
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The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.
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Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.
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A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
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Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.
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The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.
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Once I started to look i finally began to see.
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The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.
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I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'
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I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.
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I wish my name started with a comma. That would be so dramatic.
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I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, 'Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper.' The paper I used said, 'Happy Birthday.' I didn't want to waste it, so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
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I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.
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I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please.
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I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.
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