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Dean Koontz

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Dean Koontz
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: July 9
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The things we worry about the most are never the things that bite us. The sharpest teeth always take their nip of us when we are looking the other way.
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Every eye sees its own special vision every ear hears a most different song. In each man's troubled heart, an incision would reveal a unique, shameful wrong.
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We're out of cocktail olives, it's a tragedy of historic proportions, but we're coping because we're Americans.
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Death came, Death went, but Commerce flowed Eternal.
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Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.
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Loss is the hardest thing, I said. But it's also the teacher that's the most difficult to ignore.
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If you want to publish two books a year under your own name and your publisher doesn't, maybe you need a different publisher.
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We live in God's amusement park.
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Every human being has appetites difficult to control but far fewer have humility, gentleness, and an awareness of their weaknesses.
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From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity.
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What has been is no more. Change has come.
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When a knot gets to tight, you can always cut the rope
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You can't always win arguments as a writer, but you have to just go ahead and say, well, I'm doing it that way anyway.
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One of the greatest gifts we receive from dogs is the tenderness they evoke in us
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Sometimes it seemed that the human heart, this side of Eden, feared life more than death, light more than darkness, freedom more than surrender.
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I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental.
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That was interesting, riding in the trunk, Milo said, but I wouldn't want to do it again.
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I always enjoyed the kids, but I didn't enjoy the bureaucracy of the educational system.
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All human lives are so profoundly and intricately entwined-those dead, those living, those generations yet to come-that the fate of all is the fate of each, and the hope of humanity rests in every heart and in every pair of hands.
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Is rule of thumb in writing game: if story requires many long descriptions of smells so vile that will give reader nausea, is not likely to find publisher.
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