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How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.

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Deacon Jones
Age: 74 †
Born: 1938
Born: December 9
Died: 2013
Died: June 3
Actor
American Football Player
David D. Jones
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Unenlightened
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Football
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