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When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good a mamma.
Deacon Jones
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Deacon Jones
Age: 74 †
Born: 1938
Born: December 9
Died: 2013
Died: June 3
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American Football Player
David D. Jones
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I developed a term that is used in the game right now called sacking a quarterback. Sacking a quarterback is just like you devastate a city or you cream a multitude of people. I mean it’s just like you put all the offensive players in one bag and I just take a baseball bat and beat on the bag.
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Be patient with the negative people of the world. Take a moment to think how they are helping you clarify your own thinking and firming your own resolve. Then, headslap them out of your way.
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How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.
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The only rules not meant to be broken are those of love and virtue.
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You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.
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There are all kinds of smiles. On the football field I mostly used the one where the hawk spots the dove.
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I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.
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All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.
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Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.
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Memory is what you did. Life is what you're doing.
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When it comes to your life's work, you can't take yourself too seriously. Even Jesus had an occasional joke with the boys, take walking on water, for instance - but there's a time and place for fun. Jesus never faltered when it came time to tip over the money stalls or to take his hard walk up the mountain.
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How are you going to do great things if you are not committed to your work.
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It took me a long time to figure out that real big-time success comes from taking lots of small, ordinary steps in the right direction. And you can't ever take the next step until you take the first.
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Somebody told me when Abe Lincoln was a young man, studying by firelight, he said, I will work hard. I will prepare myself. And my time will come. And you know, that's exactly what I said about myself and football - What do you think? Were Abe and I both just lucky ducks?
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I believe that if you die trying to be your best, the world is still a better place.
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You take all the offensive linemen and put them in a burlap bag, and then you take a baseball bat and beat on the bag. You’re sacking them. You’re bagging them. And that’s what you’re doing with a quarterback.
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I reserve the right to change my mind. But once I decide on something, I'm going to need a good reason to switch.
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Know the difference between famous and great.
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And so now you think society is to blame for the mess you made of yourself?
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