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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

David Spade

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
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Birmingham
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David Wayne Spade
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