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I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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Snowboard
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Two
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