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I've got people who like Tommy Boy, but they're getting older and there's a whole new wave of college kids who see that and Joe Dirt, and Just Shoot Me is a little older, so I wanted stuff for everybody.
David Spade
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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
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David Wayne Spade
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