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It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.
David Spade
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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
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Birmingham
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David Wayne Spade
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