Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.
David Spade
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
America
Going
Kind
Cruel
Way
Cutting
Make
Easier
Life
Fun
People
Hear
Funny
More quotes by David Spade
People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
David Spade
It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
David Spade
I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
David Spade
I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
David Spade
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
David Spade
I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
David Spade
I've got people who like Tommy Boy, but they're getting older and there's a whole new wave of college kids who see that and Joe Dirt, and Just Shoot Me is a little older, so I wanted stuff for everybody.
David Spade
I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
David Spade
Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
David Spade
Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
David Spade
I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
David Spade
My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.
David Spade
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
Single guys get a bad rap.
David Spade
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
David Spade
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
David Spade
Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
David Spade
I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.
David Spade
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
David Spade
It's hard to have a career.
David Spade