Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.
David Spade
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
People
Hear
Funny
America
Going
Kind
Cruel
Way
Cutting
Make
Easier
Life
Fun
More quotes by David Spade
As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.
David Spade
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.
David Spade
I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
David Spade
I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.
David Spade
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
David Spade
People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
David Spade
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
David Spade
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
David Spade
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
David Spade
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
David Spade
I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
David Spade
It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
David Spade
I have no detectable hair style.
David Spade
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.
David Spade
With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.
David Spade
I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
David Spade
I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
David Spade
It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
David Spade
Single guys get a bad rap.
David Spade