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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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I have no detectable hair style.
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When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.
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I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
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There's always something funny about men chasing women.
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If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.
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I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
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Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
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I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.
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People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
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My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.
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I've got people who like Tommy Boy, but they're getting older and there's a whole new wave of college kids who see that and Joe Dirt, and Just Shoot Me is a little older, so I wanted stuff for everybody.
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It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.
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I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
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It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
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