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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
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Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
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My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.
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Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.
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Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
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People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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I have no detectable hair style.
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I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
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There's always something funny about men chasing women.
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I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
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It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
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Single guys get a bad rap.
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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
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It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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