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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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I never dated much in high school or college.
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I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
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I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
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My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.
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I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.
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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
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I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
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If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.
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Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
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Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
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When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.
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I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
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I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
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Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
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I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
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It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
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I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.
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