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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
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Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
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If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.
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It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
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It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
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I've got people who like Tommy Boy, but they're getting older and there's a whole new wave of college kids who see that and Joe Dirt, and Just Shoot Me is a little older, so I wanted stuff for everybody.
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
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Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.
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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
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I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.
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I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
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People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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It's hard to have a career.
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I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.
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It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
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