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Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.

David Spade

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
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Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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