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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.

David Spade

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
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Film Producer
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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