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Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

David Spade

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
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Film Producer
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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