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It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

David Spade

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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