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Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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