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It's so crazy in Hollywood.

David Spade

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
Crazy
Hollywood

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I have no detectable hair style.
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If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.
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I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
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It's hard to have a career.
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I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
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I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
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It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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I never dated much in high school or college.
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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
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There's always something funny about men chasing women.
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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
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I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.
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It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.
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