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I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
David Spade
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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
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Birmingham
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David Wayne Spade
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I never dated much in high school or college.
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I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.
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My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.
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As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.
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I've got people who like Tommy Boy, but they're getting older and there's a whole new wave of college kids who see that and Joe Dirt, and Just Shoot Me is a little older, so I wanted stuff for everybody.
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I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.
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It's hard to have a career.
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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
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Single guys get a bad rap.
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