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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

David Spade

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
Loose
Sharp
Funny

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Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.
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I never dated much in high school or college.
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My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.
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My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
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It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
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It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
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If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.
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