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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
David Spade
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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
Loose
Sharp
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It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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