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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
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Film Producer
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
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I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
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Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
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Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.
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Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
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If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.
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I never dated much in high school or college.
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I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
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I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
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It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
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With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.
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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
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I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
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Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
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It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.
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