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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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