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David Spade

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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Single guys get a bad rap.
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People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
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If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.
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My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
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Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
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I've got people who like Tommy Boy, but they're getting older and there's a whole new wave of college kids who see that and Joe Dirt, and Just Shoot Me is a little older, so I wanted stuff for everybody.
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With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.
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It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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It's so crazy in Hollywood.
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Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
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My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.
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It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
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