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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
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Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
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