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I have no detectable hair style.
David Spade
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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
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Film Actor
Film Producer
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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Detectable
Hair
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My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
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I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
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I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
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Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
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When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.
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Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
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I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.
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I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
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I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
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People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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