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It's funny because it's funny.
David Spade
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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.
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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
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I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
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I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
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It's hard to have a career.
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It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
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I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
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When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.
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I have no detectable hair style.
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My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
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I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.
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I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.
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There's always something funny about men chasing women.
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I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.
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People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.
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It's so crazy in Hollywood.
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