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David Spade
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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
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Film Actor
Film Producer
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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I've got people who like Tommy Boy, but they're getting older and there's a whole new wave of college kids who see that and Joe Dirt, and Just Shoot Me is a little older, so I wanted stuff for everybody.
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Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
David Spade
People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
David Spade
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.
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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
David Spade
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
David Spade
Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
David Spade
It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
David Spade
I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
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I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
David Spade
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
David Spade
Single guys get a bad rap.
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Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
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I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
David Spade
Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
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I have no detectable hair style.
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I never dated much in high school or college.
David Spade
With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.
David Spade
It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
David Spade