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It's funny because it's funny.

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.
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I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
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My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.
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I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
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I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
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It's so crazy in Hollywood.
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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
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It's hard to have a career.
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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.
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There's always something funny about men chasing women.
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My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.
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I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
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It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
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Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
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