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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
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I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
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Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
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I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
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I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
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When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.
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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
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Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
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People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
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I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
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With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.
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It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.
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I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
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It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
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I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
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