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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
Funny

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Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
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People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
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My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
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With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.
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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
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I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.
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I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
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Single guys get a bad rap.
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My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.
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I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
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It's so crazy in Hollywood.
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I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
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Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
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It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
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As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.
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It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
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