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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

David Spade

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
Wants
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Stories
Civilians
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Relationships

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