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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.
David Spade
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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
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Single guys get a bad rap.
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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
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People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.
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As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.
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It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
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I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
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It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
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I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
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I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.
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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
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I never dated much in high school or college.
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It's so crazy in Hollywood.
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