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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.

David Spade

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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Guy
Sucks
Success
Whispering
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Stare
People
Staring
Horrible
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I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.
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I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
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I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
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People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.
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I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
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