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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.
David Spade
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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
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Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
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My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
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Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
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I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
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