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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

David Spade

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David Spade
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: July 22
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Birmingham
Michigan
David Wayne Spade
School
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Quitting
Smart
Started
High
Friends
Funny
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Grades

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