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The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.

David Sedaris

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David Sedaris
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: December 26
Comedian
Essayist
Humorist
Writer
Binghamton
New York
David Raymond Sedaris
Rabbit
Rabbits
Easter
Chocolate
Bring

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