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We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

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David Sedaris
Age: 67
Born: 1956
Born: December 26
Comedian
Essayist
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Writer
Binghamton
New York
David Raymond Sedaris
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