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Just think, the shoes I wouldn’t be caught dead in might actually turn out to be the shoes I am caught dead in.

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David Rakoff
Age: 47 †
Born: 1964
Born: November 27
Died: 2012
Died: August 9
Comedian
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Journalist
Radio Personality
Writer
Montreal
Quebec
David Benjamin Rakoff
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I am no fun at all. In fact, I am anti-fun. Not as in anti-violence, but as in anti-matter. I am not so much against fun - although I suppose I kind of am - as I am the opposite of fun. I suck the fun out of a room. Or perhaps I'm just a different kind of fun the kind that leaves on bereft of hope the kind of fun that ends in tears.
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