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Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong.

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David Niven
Age: 73 †
Born: 1910
Born: March 1
Died: 1983
Died: July 29
Actor
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Film Actor
Military Personnel
Stage Actor
Television Actor
London
England
James David Graham Niven
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If you could do something that would make people happy, and it would cost you neither money nor time, would you do it? If that same thing made you happy, would you do it? What is this magical thing that will brighten your day and the days of people around you and yet cost you nothing? A smile.
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I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in.
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Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life.
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Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.
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A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.
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Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.
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Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.
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Ultra competitive people who always need to win end up enjoying things less.
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You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.
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Do something today that reflects who you are, what you are capable of, what you care about. Give yourself plenty of evidence of what you can do, and you will not doubt your abilities to do anything.
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Actors don’t retire. They just get offered fewer roles.
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I've been lucky enough to win an Oscar, write a best-seller - my other dream would be to have a painting in the Louvre. The only way that's going to happen is if I paint a dirty one on the wall of the gentlemen's lavatory.
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Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?
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Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.
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Malta is a sod of a place.
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Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.
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This is a terrible confession to make, but after I left the Army I had a number of things to try. I had a great conceit to think that if all else failed I could always go to Hollywood. So when all else did fail I really went to Hollywood. And then I found out how wrong I was.
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