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Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

David Niven

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David Niven
Age: 73 †
Born: 1910
Born: March 1
Died: 1983
Died: July 29
Actor
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Film Actor
Military Personnel
Stage Actor
Television Actor
London
England
James David Graham Niven
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Men
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Shortcomings
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Showing
Life
Fascinating
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