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These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.
David Mitchell
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David Mitchell
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: January 12
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Clarkfield
Minnesota
David Stephen Mitchell
David Henry Mitchell
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Women, O, women! They'll find the baddest meanin' in your words & hold it up.
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I am, emphatically. Mental illness triggered by xperimental error.
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over 85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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Wars are never cured, they just go into remission for a few years.
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Hate eats the hater the way ogres eat little boys.
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The learnin' mind is the livin' mind, Meronym said, an any sort o'Smart is truesome Smart, old Smart or new high Smart or low.
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Human hunger birthed the Civlize, but human hunger killed it too.
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Have you noticed, said John, how countries call theirs 'sovereign nuclear deterrents,' but call the other countries' ones 'weapons of mass destruction'?
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The world never stops unmaking what the world never stops making. But who says the world has to make sense?
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Implausible truth can serve one better than plausible fiction
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Don't remember summer even saying goodbye.
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If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration.
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I wonder how many years Suga has been carrying his curse around with him. I forget that other people in the world have broken parts too.
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If swans weren't real myths'd make up.
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Don't bemoan your misspent life quite yet. Forgive me for flaunting my experience, but you have no conception of what a misspent life constitutes.
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