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Now when I have to remember a date, all I have to do is consult my rap sheet.

David Levithan

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David Levithan
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 7
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I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.
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I try to convince myself that it's the alcohol talking. But alcohol can't talk. It just sits there. It can't even get itself out of the bottle.
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